Saturday Night, Big Star - w4m (Wicker Park)

"Dear lovely bartender at Big Star,

You are thin with a shaved head and were in charge of the record player Saturday night. I was sitting at the bar with my friend and became disgustingly drunk over the course of the night. I want to put this anonymous apology out there as I'm not one to be an embarrassing lush. Someone I love had died that morning. Anyways, despite your intimidating and somewhat mean looking face, you intrigue me. I regret that you saw me in such a gross, sloppy state."