Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Black Swan Trailer, the Classiest Single White Female Remake Ever


Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan stars Natalie Portman as an uptight ballerina who’s recently, finally been cast as the Swan Queen — just in time for a more “sensual,” similar-looking rival (Mila Kunis) to show up and try to edge her out of the part. The two play nice, and then less nice, as Portman gets more anxious and unhinged. Kunis starts showing up at her apartment, and then, you know, making out with her. It all seems like a very trippy, very artistic, psychologically rich Single White Female, with a bit of Mommie Dearest tossed in (Barbara Hershey plays Portman’s overbearing mother, the kind who still cuts her daughter’s fingernails), up until the last shot when it turns out … Portman’s growing wings! So, as we would expect of a movie from the director of The Fountain, we aren't quite sure what's going on here — is Kunis a figment of Portman's imagination? Is any of this really happening? — which is a nice change of pace! We are sure that you will have difficulties unseeing the last shot, of Portman plucking a surfacing, spiked, painful feather out of her shoulder blade. Ouch.

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Heh. I have to hand it to New York magazine's blogs: they have a way with headlines. As for the movie, I think it sounds very silly--when did bitchy ballerinas become a stock situation, I wonder?--and not terribly different than a Law & Order: SVU from last season, but I like ballet; I love Natalie Portman (she's one of the few actresses I would probably propose marriage to on the spot); and I love Barbara Hershey even more (even though I wouldn't propose to her). There's no way I'll see this in the theater (knock on wood), but it will be Netflixed.

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