Dylan from U of Dayton; spilled Coke on my dress; Wicker Park Fest - w4m (Wicker Park in front of Flash Taco)

"So after Wicker Park Fest last Sunday (August 1), I went to go get food at Hell's Kitchen, came outside, and sat down next to you on the curb outside of Flash Taco. You were fucking baked. You took a bite of some girl's sandwich and then you had some shit on your lip so I wiped it off for you. Then we started talking. You said you worked at Navy Pier. I offered you my fries and you ate some. Then, you spilled Coke all down the left side of my dress. You offered me money for compensation, and I declined, but later you handed it to me and I took all $15 of it. Then I ran off to the train.

Anyway, I'd like to return your money to you since I was quite tipsy when I took it and I feel bad for taking it since the Coke stain came right out of my dress. If you see this, please reply so we can arrange a time to meet and I can give you your money back."