The Most Original MC Ever - m4w (Damen and Montrose) 22yr

"My title might possibly be misleading. In fact, it is wholeheartedly. While waiting for my bus to work this morning around 11:50am, I saw the prettiest girl I would see all week. She had the most glimmering brown hair and a trayful of coffee. If I didn't have to work, I would have stumbled to find something witty to say. Then again, I probably wouldn't have been at the bus stop if I didn't have to be at work.

Anyways, thank you, Ms. Pretty Girl at the Corner of Damen and Montrose. You are/were gorgeous. Given the chance, I would happily rack my brain to find the wit to say something clever to you."