you work at Schererville Menards - w4m (Indianapolis Blvd.) 24yr

"You: blond Schererville, IN Menards employee

Me: brunette customer in Automotive dept.

At about 4:30 PM on Tuesday, I wandered the Automotive section in search of an air filter. You helped me by giving me directions to the nearest AutoZone, because unfortunately, Menards has a selection of maybe 1 or 2 filters total.

You also mentioned I had a piece of lint in my hair, and when I couldn't get it out, you offered to help, gingerly picking it out of my bangs. This flustered me, and I didn't even catch your name, which is too bad, because you're adorable. If you see this, drop me a line and maybe we can have another awkward moment together. How about it?"